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Price: $3.99

Get Neckbeards version 2.0 on Steam!

Or on if you insist.

Put down that skipping rope and gym bag. It's time to hit the basement!

Antagonists have taken over the basements of the world. It's your duty as shut-in warriors to clear these sacred battlegrounds. Based on classic arcade games like Robotron 2084, Neckbeards is non-stop action for one or two players with an epic soundtrack and a taste for psychedelia.

  • • Choose your champion from a posse of amazing protagonists, including a badass beta male, a racy spinster, and a fearsome basement dweller (with mad punching skills)!
  • • Face a hundred levels full of insane Chads, trolls, and hundreds of other foes. Protect mom in the garden levels or you'll never, ever get dessert again!
  • • Do mortal battle with special enemies, each more special (and weird) than the last!
  • • Heal your wounds with some delicious junk food or high-quality medicinal herb!
  • • Clear each level in time - or face the fearsome school shooter. Natural selection, baby!
This game is a part of the Soiree Games Double Pack.


Windows® XP or Linux • Intel® Core 2 Duo or higher processor • 128 MB of RAM • Nvidia® 6600GT, ATI® X800GTO or equivalent video card with DirectX 9.0c • 54 MB available hard drive space • Keyboard • Gamepad Support: Xbox 360® or PS3® wired controller

Minimum system requirements are subject to change without notice. "PS3" is a trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. Windows and Xbox are trademarks of Microsoft. All other trademarks and trade names are the properties of their respective owners.