Neckbeards: Basement Arena

Put down that skipping rope and gym bag. It's time to hit the basement!

windows linux

Price: $3.99

Get Neckbeards version 1.11 on Steam! Or on itch.io if you insist.

Antagonists have taken over the basements of the world. It's your duty as shut-in warriors to clear these sacred battlegrounds. Based on classic arcade games like Robotron 2084, Neckbeards is non-stop action for one or two players with an epic soundtrack and a taste for psychedelia.

  • Choose your champion from a posse of amazing protagonists, including a badass beta male, a racy spinster, and a fearsome basement dweller (with mad punching skills)!
  • Face a hundred levels full of insane Chads, trolls, and hundreds of other foes. Protect mom in the garden levels or you'll never, ever get dessert again!
  • Do mortal battle with special enemies, each more special (and weird) than the last!
  • Heal your wounds with some delicious junk food or high-quality medicinal herb!
  • Clear each level in time - or face the fearsome school shooter. Natural selection, baby! 

This game is a part of the Meme Trilogy.


MINIMUM SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Windows® XP or Linux • Intel® Core 2 Duo or higher processor • 128 MB of RAM • Nvidia® 6600GT, ATI® X800GTO or equivalent video card with DirectX 9.0c • 54 MB available hard drive space • Keyboard • Gamepad Support: Xbox 360® or PS3® wired controller